Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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