Non-Jews are for practice
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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