The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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