We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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