whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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