But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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