is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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