How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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