there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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