covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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