Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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