didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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