doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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