hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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