Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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