I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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