What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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