eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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