But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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