Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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