So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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