Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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