Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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