Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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