If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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