guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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