I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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