Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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