How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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