my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so let's talk penis.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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