Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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