We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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