I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
