i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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