i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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