Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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