Non-Jews are for practice
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
My vagina just clenched in fear
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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