you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I need water and some morals
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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