I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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