Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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