Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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