can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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