yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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