yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
its not stalking. its research.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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