About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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