508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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