p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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