On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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