He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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