how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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