I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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