i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I have aggressive nipples.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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