I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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